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0.5%

440ml

Pretty Decent – How To Glitter A Turd Pale Ale (Low/No Alcohol)

Pretty Decent – How To Glitter A Turd Pale Ale (Low/No Alcohol)

Pretty Decent Beer Co., London

£2.80

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THE BREWERY SAYS:

A lot of folks have told us we glitter turds for a living. But nothing compares to @howtoglitteraturd Kris Hallenga – who took her turd and turned it into the shiniest thing possible. We brewed this beer with Kris to drink at her living funeral – as she has Stage 4 breast cancer. Kris, keep glittering that turd and enjoy the party!!

0.5% ABV

Container Size: 440ml can

Ⓥ Vegan Friendly

Additional information

ABV	0.5%
ABV Range	0 to 1.9%
Country	UK
Hops	Columbus, Mosaic, Talus
Size	440ml

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